Yeah, just because I can't grow a beard doesn't mean you have to rub it in!

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Poop.

ZZ Tops backup singers

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Hey, we watched that show on Date Line. There is supposed to be a 13 year old girl living here?"

Sgt. Pepper's Extremely Lonely Hearts Club Band

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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"Hey, we watched that show on Date Line. There is supposed to be a 13 year old girl living here?"[/quote]
You forgot to say "typical stripcreator users." That's your capition in every other fucking thread here.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

actually, its just applicable some of the time.

I don't think most of you can grow beards.

also keep in mind, I am a typical strip creator user, too.

The annual "what the fuck Is that thing on your face" convention was a rousing hit.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"God Damned, Mustache rides are only a quarter? how are we ever going to raise enough money, now?"

"Welcome to the 32nd Annual International Convention Of Guys Named 'Ricky.'"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

whether it fucked up the timeline or not, Picard felt compelled to warn the 21st century of the danger in not sterilizing ZZ Top

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what if nigger meant kite

"DUDE, Play Freebird!!!"

The not so popular series of kid's books, Where's Father Guido Sarducci?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"Now its time for America's wackiest game show, 'GUESS WHO FARTED!' for fabulous fun and prizes'.