"At eharmony.com, I scored my perfect partner, Teddy."

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I has a flavor!

"Has anyone seen Ensign Haircut? Rawwwrr"

"Our raid upon the forest moon of Endor was succesful, Captain."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"You know you want some of this ladies. My penis is gigantic, it also looks like a cute teddy bear!"

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Does Anyone know where the Finnish Marine is? we are supposed to be getting gay together, later."

"Even those meanies won't kick Teddy in the groin," Jerry told himself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

-apparently even Star Trek isn't above hazing

-how far i've fallen, he thought, taking one last look at the photograph of his embarassing "relationship" before committing suicide by throwing himself into the washing machine

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what if nigger meant kite

Ensign Johansson habit of holding a teddy bear while on duty drew strange looks from crewmembers, how could they guess he was pregnant with Riker's butt-baby.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Single, gay male seeks same.
Must love Star Trek, bear hugs and facial hair that could blister your inner thighs.

"Look what I pulled out of my ass!"

We found the exile, beam me up scotty!

lool

-Ed made 200,000 dollars a year, owned multiple cars, 2 boats, a 3 story house, a summer cottage, and had a ginormous penis, but continued to be lonely due to his choice in match.com pictures

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what if nigger meant kite

I'd hit that.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Spock's Vulcan side couldn't understand why anyone would take a picture like that, but his human side thought that the bear was a "snuggy-wuggy foofy kins."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"Fuck, Captain Picard is in Elder Scrolls IV...Instant Hardon dude!"

If you mention that fucking game out of context one more time, I'm going to rape you with a broken bottle.

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What others say about boorite!

hello friends

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whats up i am sebra 139

[quote]If you mention that fucking game out of context one more time, I'm going to rape you with a broken bottle.

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That was quite possibly the most beautiful post I've ever seen.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.