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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Beefeater training started early

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what if nigger meant kite

Recruitment into Joe Ratzenberger's Unholy Alliance began in the early '40s ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The Original Wolfenstein in 3D

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"The NAMBLA Meeting will now come to order. Ensign Harry Balls, you may take attendance".

The wolf-man is cursed to destroy the ones he loves most. However, he can be quite respectful to strangers.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Psst... hey kid... I got some comic books back at my apartment, wanna come by?"

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I has a flavor!

Even as a young boy, George W was able to command the undead to his bidding.

Behold: the prime 2016 republican electoral demographic.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Professor Xavier, I am ready to join the X-Men"

demographic, hell, it's their ticket

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what if nigger meant kite

When Lon Chaney lost a bet.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!