Affectionately referred to as "My Little Pr0ny".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

One sign of a gamer in the closet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This paint job helps me to meet 11 year old girls.

Sure honey. You can touch my little pony. I have another litte pony.. would you like to touch that one, too?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That guy totally pwned me at Barbie's On-Line Fashion Magic.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

why do you ask if I am the leader of the online gay and lesbian guild for world of warcraft?

... because Hello Kitty and Hamtaro were out of stock, that's why!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

If only he were dressed as the Cardboard Tube Samurai...

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

notice the green smiley face on his monitor? what the fuck is he logged into? preteeen chat on nicktoons?

Thats Jerry Holkins of Penny Arcade (aka Tycho)

Some fan probably asked him to pose at their computer

(P.S that thing on the screen is The Merch a character from Penny Arcade)

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I prefer to think he is the gay cousin of the dude from the movie "Seven" and he has dead bodies in his computer case. Also, I prefer to think it is 'Face' from between Blue's Clues on his computer screen and he is somehow interacting with it.

Lastly, I prefer to believe armaggedon will be caused by a hamster named Bill, and he lives in the lake behind my house.

During the night Maurie was a closet computer geek but during the day he was free to be the Prettiest Dock Worker.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Bob Mould: from Husker Du to Cutesy Poo.

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I has a flavor!

*he was quick to point out that he'd made it for his sister, less quick that he was having a hard time letting it go

*fr4gUr0tt3n's image was forever changed the day the Quake forums started allowing avatars

[quote]Affectionately referred to as "My Little Pr0ny".
[/quote]i was thinking My Little pWned ye

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what if nigger meant kite

"Needless to say, Maximum PC rejected his entry for their 'Rig of the Month' article."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.