This just in. :-(

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meh

Kolchak's dead too.

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Damn. That's sad.
At least we can be a little happier knowing that mortgage rates hit record lows.

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Darren McGavin died too. :(

At least the popularity of the punk band Don Knotts Suicide Cult will soar. I mean, I liked them and stuff, so.

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Don Knotts and Darren McGavin. Barney Fife and Carl Kolchak. (And the father from A CHRISTMAS STORY.) Two wonderful inconic actors beloved by millions. It is indeed a sad day.

I will mark this occasion by watching my "Don Knotts Reluctant Hero Pack" DVD collection and my copy of A CHRISTMAS STORY. Plus whatever "Andy Griffith Show" and "Kolchak:The Night Stalker" episodes I have on tape. They were both wonderful actors and quite irreplacable.

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In other news, Abe Vigoda is still alive.

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In other news, I'm creating a Don Knotts zombie.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Wait, what did I do?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

If Don Knotts became a zombie, he would be my pal, not kill me.

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Uh... that other guy just died... whasisname... these things happen in threes.

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or sixes if you stretch the timeframe and search for patterns in things.

Or seven if you then take matters into your own hands and off knob-slobbers like Kaenash.

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i'm not sure who i'll miss more, barney or mr. furley. plus that makes 2 recently dead 3's company people - mr. furley and jack tripper. thank god mr. roper's still alive. i don't know what i'd do if he was gone. he's my rock

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what if nigger meant kite

what's that you say?

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what if nigger meant kite

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http://ripjessedonaldknotts.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/5/55871b08fb60d6a7967cd65487ee7112.gif

http://donknotts.ytmnd.com/
(gotta here this)

(if you listen to this 20 times, you won't quit singing it)

http://donknottsripmemory.ytmnd.com/

http://donknottslastwords.ytmnd.com/
(VERY FUNNY)

http://donnyknotts.ytmnd.com/

http://hsdonknotts.ytmnd.com/
great scooby doo song

http://donknottsyousuck.ytmnd.com/
(I don't know what this guy has against don knots, but I love this owy-oh song.)

http://tenbellknotts.ytmnd.com/

Here is a cool one, you'd think he was Jesus or could kick Chuck Norris's ass or something to deserve this one

and quite literally, 2 or 3 more.

Dude. Mr. Roper died in `98.

I am nothing without bad photoshop.

By the way, this is not an attack on the late Don. Just sound his name out...

Barney. The highlight of Three's Company was John Ritter's physical comedy. He was good at that.

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I'd watch me get eaten. Twice.

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WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN!!!!1

i thought we had something

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Don is probaly just being a fish someplace again, gettin some fin and all.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet