'Broke backed horse'

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

*Mr. Ed knew he should have gone with Truth

*suddenly the glue factory wasn't looking so bad

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what if nigger meant kite

It's his turn soon.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Later, Ol' Betsy disappeard in a haze of chloroform and barbecue glaze and Sally never was allowed to summer at her auntie's ranch, again.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[b][center][size=4][i]seeking: qualified horse

to walk trails at [/size]fat[size=4] camp.[/i]

good pay. medical [/size]NOT

included.[/center][/b]

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what if nigger meant kite

HORSE:"Please Help me, I have a pile of horse shit on my back. Knock it off my back"

MOUNTAIN:"I am not a horse shit pile, my name is Mountain and I am out looking for a date."

HORSE:"Please Help me, I have a pile of horse shit on my back. Knock it off my back before it speaks again."

Not often you see a COW riding a HORSE!

She looks pissed.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If only that was a donkey, then I would have said
"Does my ass look big in this?"
But instead I'll have to say else....

wow, shes like, really fat

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false