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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jesus could walk on water, Jimmy could walk through tables... still, he'd take what he could get after the accident with his nose.

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I has a flavor!

Eric couldn't deny the fact that that last serving of pub tables had gone straight to his hips.

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It's deja vu all over again!

"Why won't anyone try my hors d'oeuvres? Is it because my body is grotesquely scissored in half? Is that it?"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

the type of tv programming harlem got when channel 4's target market calculator was hacked

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what if nigger meant kite

Being their most frequent yet most obnoxious customer, Stanley has a Permanent Table for One at the Aloha Bistro.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

You are what you eat. Bill here is the buffet table at Tiki Momma's Island Restaurant.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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