OK begin with "you look/smell/taste like a..."
e.g: you smell like a 87th-hand nappie. (instead of second hand)

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

GO AWAY!

You smell like something that smells. ^-^

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

you look like an annoying fucker

ah this is fun

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Thanks for explaining.

manky_man sounds strangely like Deisel sounds strangely like SilverDragon...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I just had to install a toilet seat at work today, and for some reason thought of Deisel.

I sat on a toilet seat today with my member in hand, and thought about Deisel.

Only kidding! Really, I didn't. Honest.

[quote]I sat on a toilet seat today with my member in hand, and thought about Deisel.

Only kidding! Really, I didn't. Honest.[/quote]

Too late! We're on to you, Dougan. Beverly Lyons and that bloke what writes the gig guide have told me all about you and your office Deisel shrine.

Liars all.

It's a shrine to joshw.

Come on guys, don't act like you don't have one too...

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