That's not how you walk your computer. Clearly the proper method is with a harness and skateboard.

"Back in my day, we had game boy and we brought it with us everywhere. you and your new fangled gizmos and confarbled DS's"

-me in 20 years

"This here computer's made in New York City!"

"New York City? Get a rope!"

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What others say about boorite!

Apparently Boris was not thinking!
Taking his computer outside in the cold weather is a good way for it to catch a virus!

"Mah Girlfriend...she showed me titties. I have tied her up and I am going to go eat her, to gain her power...like all the others....yes, yes."

(done in creepy old guy voice)

The Sport Utility iPod.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If I tried that with my computer, it'd bite me on the ankle, whiz on me and run off looking for a mate...*sigh*

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ask me about pins...or is it stamps...I'm SO confused!!!

"Pardon me sir, can you spare Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion?"

Fortunately, the topic of euthanizing homeless dogs was not PC.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

"Tadpoles...Tadpoles is a Winnah!"

R2 hasn't spoken to me in weeks, i think he's sick!

"This here's my boy, Rufus. He's running the Windows 98. The poor thing's not long fer this world. I was takin' him to the park so's he could be by himself in his last days... Say, y'all got a quarter I can borrow?"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Some kids got Tamagochis...he got the generic knockoff.

(Please tell me I'm not the only one who got the "tadpoles is the winner!" reference.)

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

how Lost ties everything together

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what if nigger meant kite

Being a conscientious PC owner, he carries a pooper scooper to pick up the small piles of floppy discs his pet leaves behind.

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