I call it "Snakes on Planes"

Normally the hit man brought back his victim's head as proof the job was done. But since the victim in this case was Ron Jeremy, he made an exception.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

They're laughing because penises are funny.

they should put a scary pictuer forum for all the horrow fans

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whats up i am sebra 139

So thats where my penis cast got to

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[Girl in middle] "Nope, you two got me beat, i cant get my mouth round that..."

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

MY THAT'S A LARGE DILDO

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What others say about boorite!

"So...this is American Idol...and that is a microphone? okay....and so we just open our mouths and sing and we will be famous?"

--Typical Americans

The side quest to get the infinite dildo has been a success!

what ever happend 2 the original scary picture

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whats up i am sebra 139

We replaced it with pictures of your mom's birthday!
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Sorry, that was childish.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Eau mah Gahd! Whut eh totalleh beg deck!

Let's, like, all do eht lahk LEH biens, mebbeh we'll be on thuh ennernet! Eau mah Gahd!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Now that your husband has found "World of Warcraft" and "Oblivion IV" meet your new boyfriend!

You'll never guess what I found in Tom Cruises sock drawer

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Meet the new office manager. He'd like to present you with his desk rearrangement plan.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

"now say ah"

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what if nigger meant kite