dont be a racist some ppl on here are black

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whats up i am sebra 139

"FAT GUY EAT ME IF ME DON'T RUN AWAY SOON!!"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Und mit die funds earned from diesen bake sale, wir hope to invade Paris by May.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The five people on the left behind the table are actually just pseudopodia of the man on the right. If you watch, you can see them enveloping other people.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...and now YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR Phoenix Suns...

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what if nigger meant kite

notice which end of the table they put all the baked goods on?

Come on, it's hard being 7 foot tall and shaped like a cookie.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Guess who can't put "athletic" on his profile.

(ironic, to post this on a message board)

I call trick photography.

A fatty that massive can't possibly co-exist without skinning and eating an undergrad.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Look at the weird freak in the beige jacket. He has no arms.

Is there someone behind the big guy?
If you look between his legs I think I can see another pair of shoes. :|

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Poo perhaps?

I see it too!

Maybe he's giving birth?

Could explain alot

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Imagine how thin that person would have to be. The wall is pretty close, from the looks of it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

it tough being large mammal.
you no able to shop at GAP.

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Kill Whitey.

"Lemme axe ya dis! Lemme axe ya dis! Can ya kick MY ass?"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

To answer the obvious question:

Maybe, Yes, Yes, Sure, Nope, Nope, Hello TOBOR!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

ftci think it's his equivalent of a turtle head popping out

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what if nigger meant kite

Actually, he sat on another student three weeks ago and still hasn't noticed the dessicated husk of the corpse dangling from his arse crack.

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