Got giant penis statues?

if he'd have known how it would be used, Jimmy Hendrix never would have agreed to make the cast

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what if nigger meant kite

Dick Cheney is worshipped in China

When her first job came in, Judy regretted choosing a career as a fluffer.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant when I said, 'Hey let's have a parade to celebrate the Year of the Cock!'"

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I has a flavor!

Who ordah da Extwa rarge dinner fo' one
Cho Kon It with side of Sum Gulp Kum?

ewwwwwwww

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whats up i am sebra 139

"Courtney Love's demands are getting a little out of hand".

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#1:
"as if this isn't enough comepensation, Chou lets go buy SUVs later."

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#2:
"Yes, and then we'll watch sports and pretend to enjoy that"

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#1:
"Then we will both pretend we have big cocks!"

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#2:
"Ahahahaha! Yes!"

ASIAN GUY IN PARADE#1:
"Ah-so"

"We're going the 'wang' way, turn awround!!"

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Poo perhaps?

I guess everybody will wang chung tonight.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

(In your worst asian accent:)

"Fuck, I wan' be da one to hold up gian' fachina...dis giant cokka make me feel like fag. Ho."

This is the prime example of why you never order the Hot Wang Special.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

once again the the Takahara Corp. of Japan shows off its huge member database.

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Kill Whitey.

[quote] mandingo, yer Thinks You're 'What if this meant Nigger Kite ' sh*t is funny.Man, allow tha too much rascist funny jokes man, get me.Black people's struggle aint no laughin matter. sTILL CHECK OUT my site. Bless, anyway, just tellin u . Get 2 kno.

WWW.freewebs.com/realtalkz/ CHECK IT NOW [/quote]No one likes you and your site sucks. Stop spamming our boards.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

can someone ban that guy already?

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Kill Whitey.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How many japanese men does it take to carry Oprah's dildo?

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Battering ram at the ready, the monks prepared to attack World Gay Headquarters at its most vulnerable point--the undefended back door.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.