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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The Amazing Robert always found the most ridiculous things to crush his assistant with.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Billy saved up for years to buy some of the props from "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", but soon realised that it was basically the same joke over and over.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Really Fucking Awful Minton!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

And although Bradley was forever maimed by the novelty giant shuttlecock, he went on to found the Badminton Lovers Wheelchair Alliance, which as we all know, ended World War II.

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Kill Whitey.

Initial brainstorm of the hybrid alien from Alien: Ressurrection.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

thats what i call 14 LOVE!!!!!! HH!

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pop a cap up your a$$

"I dropped my Twinkie©!"

"Shut the fuck up, Son, and just pose. We're taking a humorous optical illusion picture, remember? Douche."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The initial testing of a shuttlecock for the visually impaired failed miserably.

When the giants are away, the stupid kids will play.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

my cocks bigger than that