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Kill Whitey.

i decide to have a few beers after work.

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Kill Whitey.

David Blaine's next death defying act!!!!

Submerged naked under all these cans of beer for 13 days without food.....aaaaaaaaand the rest of the world goes on not giving a fuck about another one of his lame-ass stunts.

Does it still count as light beer if I drink 4000?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

The frat monster has shed its skin here and moved on to a larger habitat...

Robbie Janssen developed a cunning scheme for making enough money to pay rent. He would buy a thousand cases of beer, drink it, and cash in the cans.

Robbie Janssen now resides under a bridge near downtown.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

why would you want your dream home to be full of empty beer cans. i'd rather have a pet fly with bad eye sight.

"It was a sale! 10,000 beers for 20,000 dollars! I couldn't resist, honey!

Honey?"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The sad thing is, it's non-alcoholic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...and that was the last time Mom and Dad ever left me at home while they went on vacation.

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What others say about boorite!

No one ever claimed Leroy's interior decorator had an uncanny sense of style.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The director's cut ending for The Iron Giant left kids feeling a little more sad than the original ending.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Neo knew there weren't really any beer cans, but he still wet his pants just a little.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It was the last time Mrs. Wilson would ever hire Tom Arnold and Jim Belushi to redecorate her apartment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

that's when i woke up and realized i might have a drinking problem.

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Kill Whitey.

Stedman sighed and pointed to the pile: "All that and I still couldn't bring myself to fuck her..."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

*Applause*

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I has a flavor!

Looks like somebody got "canned"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (*snort*)