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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

appalled by the lack of childish behavior on the soccer field, Angus gives himself a frontal wedgie then teabags the gatorade in triumph.

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Kill Whitey.

his names not angus

it is now.

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Kill Whitey.

Angus airs out his nuts after he gets accidently kicked in the "love sack" for the third time in the game!

The International Retarded Soccer League is now in the playoffs.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

he does'nt look like an angus!

i would have gone with, Fabio, or Manwell.

And they never played "My Humps" for the halftime, again.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The next morning, four Mazda executives were found dead in their homes, all due to hammer-inflicted suicides.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Sometimes, you just have to flap your jock strap and try to fly with it.

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What others say about boorite!

When Angus aired out his thighs it caused quite a... flap.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now, that's FUNNY!

And yet soccer has somehow failed to catch on in the US. Go figure.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

The Roma-Lecce match marked the only professional appearance for Alessandro Camelto. Here, the midfielder is pictured mis-interpreting the coach's order to play his balls a bit higher.