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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

there very unpractible, he has no ears, so there just going to fall off when he's buzzing around my shit.

i ate a fly once for a dare, it tasted like shit, i don't recall him wearing any glasses.
thats a lie i didnt really eat a fly.

i tried really hard to think of a caption, but i couldnt and i really wanted to post, i was going to put 'should have gone to specsavers' but thats a british advert and its fucking shit.

maybe i'll come back later.
i need sex

"The glasses lokked sharp, but they didn't help Mcfly with the other 240 degrees of his peripheral vision."

man, that was weak.

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Kill Whitey.

Even the fleas on Fonzie's dog are awesome.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Eric's new glasses helped make a great first impression with his date; an impression that rapidly dissolved when he threw up on their dinner and tasted it with his feet.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

"Maybe I should invest in some contact lenses..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fucker said my contacts would be ready tomorrow. Fat lot of good that does me.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

With his sight starting to fail him, it was inevitable that he had to purchase a pair of fly-focal glasses.

He only wears them to look distinguished and more intelligent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

even though his friends said it the glasses made him look 'distinguished and worldly', buzz knew deep down inside he was still just sitting on a pile of cold beagle shit.

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Kill Whitey.

Getting fitted for icosakilofocals.

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What others say about boorite!