for the love of god, just do it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

- Jesus fed the multitudes with only two acorns.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

"Everyone calm down! I'm in charge here!"

Oh man. I just realized that's an Al Haig joke.

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What others say about boorite!

look! up there! haha made you look!

dont worry mate, ill catch you!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

"Read my lips. No new Acorn Taxes".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

--Moses the Prophet Squirrel parts Dawson's Creek.

--As the 70 year old nudist walked by the squirrel saw his nuts and begged "Gimme gimme gimme"

--Conductor of the Rodent Tabbernacal Choir

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Is it just me or are those hairy nips getting anyone else hot?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

id noticed them too

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

"Am I doing it? Am I flying yet?"

"Allah be praised! Giant acorns are falling from that shiny metal bird."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"...and I want a new acorn sack... oh wait. That's my Christmas List. One second."

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Mediocrity at its most average.

- And then the novelist pirate realized the treasure had been right in front of him the whole time.

- The United States military found out too late that the pyramids were also a Red Cross repository.

- A robot's LED after he's dead.

- George yelled triumphantly, clutching his fists above his head in victory. Then he cut out his winning Tic-Tac-Toe move, framed it, and hung it on his wall.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

-"Brothers and sisters, the time will soon come! Pack your nuts, because winter's coming."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ah, I can see it now. Please disregard the captions I did above. They were all for a little red x.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The all-squirrel production of The Sound of Music was a big hit with small audiences.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The one thats so obvious , i expected it 20 times already

"WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]The one thats so obvious , i expected it 20 times already

"WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[/quote]

Actually, I had managed to forget about that until you brought it up again. Never underestimate the human ability to repress trauma.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Despite her endless hours of rehearsal, Madeline the squirrel never made the cut at hampsterdance.com

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

--Come on you cocksucker, I dare you to felch me!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Follow me, boys! Follow me to freedom!

"That cloud looks like a big acorn... ooh, that one looks like a pecan... that one over there looks like a cashew... that one's a macadamia..."

"Woah, I'm flying... those green acorns were good shit!"

"I am sure someone said this kid's nuts were gonna drop... and when they do, I will be waiting!"

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