Hey i am new to all this....so i wouldn't mind if a few of you more proffesionals could say what you think of them so far?

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If god didn't intend for us to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?

I don't know.

The rhyming one was original and amusing, but the rest...

Well, biped and crabby can tell you what's up.

Biped, crabby: Take it away!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ahem...

tryin not to be too mean here, that's crabby's job.
but at the same time i'm not going to be encouraging either.
if you mail me some good drugs i will pretend to love your comics.
there, that's the best i can do.
of all the ones i read, alfred the pyromaniac was the best. but that's not sayin much...

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Kill Whitey.