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Poop.

miss hardy couldn't count with real numbers, but no one cared.

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Kill Whitey.

"Add yet another student who has worked one out to one of my lectures."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And then she found out what her chalk was made of.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Jill never understood what all the other models found so exciting about doing lines

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

That's one more in the face before I got his pants down past his knees. Maybe I should keep my shirt on until we're safe in bed with the light off.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's enough about your personal life, Spankling. When are you going to post a caption for the picture?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Actually, that's her tally of victories in our wrestling matches. But I still say it's not fair that the match ends with the winner sitting on the losers face. I mean, what's my motivation for winning again?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Caught in the act: The bitch who ruined my etch-a-sketch