[Click to view comic: 'MY 100TH COMIC (insert triumphant music here)']

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Kill Whitey.

I rated that good because it reminded me that I'm not sebra.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Amen.

I liked it because it mentioned me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy 100th birthday.

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Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.