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The King of Rock...

...and Roll.

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What others say about boorite!

The Moral Majority finally get an Elvis who won't shake his hips in a sexually suggestive way.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

After not being able to do movies thanks to a horseback riding accident, Christopher Reeve decides to become an Elvis impersonator.

I'm going to hell now.

HAHAHA!!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The king has left a doodie in his pants.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]The King of Rock...

...and Roll.[/quote]
Booooooo.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

identical twins are always so hard to tell apart

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what if nigger meant kite

Where is keanash poopooing all over this kind of thing.
Oh yeah.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"See kids? This is what could hapen to you if you shake your hips without special training and safety measures."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]The King of Rock...

...and Roll.[/quote]

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Facing fearlessly into the rising wind, the captain and his first mate challenged the storm to do its worst.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah Boorite has this one.

He got it right out of the gate, too. That's scary.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's almost like he KNEW Ivy was going to post that image.

Now from "Rent A Celeb"!

We have lowered our rates to meet your functions budget with two new performers.

Elvis (B)
Will work for a day rate of $25.00

Elvis (C)
Will work for a day rate of ten Animal Crackers and one Lunchable.