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obscenity filter is off

Maybe Mom wouldn't have to get drunk if you stopped dressing in women's clothing.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Yeah right, Honey. And maybe she won't be blowing the Fuller Brush salesman, either.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And maybe that incident where you got pregnant after you fucked your math teacher in the janitor's closet for a passing grade was just a dream.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

MAYBE DAD WON'T BE SHOOTING COKE UP HIS PENIS TODAY!

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What others say about boorite!

But Trixie was SOL...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

She looks like Stockyard Channing!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

or Grodie Foster

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What others say about boorite!