Life sucks. What do you think sucks about life? Personaly its Mac computers to me. There so damn pointless. But the new apples look so good....Shiny and Cool. Anyway wat u think?

I remember when there weren't any PCs. Life pretty much sucked then, too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ah rememmer me a tahm when we could only count ta 3. It was one, two, three, a whole fuckin' bunch. Checkers only had one dimension an' watches only had 3 hours and weighed a whole fuckin' bunch.

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What others say about boorite!

Don' ferget when we ain't got no water. We had ta comine the hy-dro-gen and ox-y-gen ourselves.

All you younguns have it good I tells ya!

Tell us more about the Pleistocene epoch, grandpa!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Sheeeyit, you yung keeds got it so good! Wah, back in mah day wees culd only put a cell-u-ler phone in WUN of our cars!

[quote]Tell us more about the Pleistocene epoch, grandpa!
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yikes. Time for Michelin Tire Boy to lay off them freedom fries.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster just doesn't seem the same since he stopped using Lexa Doig as his avatar.

The tramp left me for some jerk on shroomery.org.

Sniff!

I don't understand it -- he doesn't even photoshop!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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what if nigger meant kite

^^ Wokka Wokka, indeed.

Hey, I'm sure young starlets gobble thier share of brightly colored pills, too!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]Life sucks. What do you think sucks about life?
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When I say "Shazam!", nothing happens. But seriously, it is not life that sucks. It is circumstances in my life that suck. If there's one thing about my life that I don't want to change, it is that I have life.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Life sucks?

Today I woke up today with a stiff leg and a massive sty in my eye which has caused it to swell up, half close, and go bright red. I was half tempted to call in sick and go ring a bell somewhere.

Yesterday at work everything went to hell, and I got bombarded with work I'm not supposed to get. I went from taking 20 second directory calls with 2 minutes between each one to taking abusive 8 minute long billing calls non stop. I'm not supposed to get those at all, but I still had to do them because I used to work in that department. This also throws out my stats for the whole month because of the call patterns. Currently there is a competition running based on this, and I was just out in front of everyone else in my team. Chances are I've just lost a $600 phone.

That was caused by a new application that takes up 1/3 of my screen and flashes in front of me at the start of every call. It's a very bright angry red. I feel like my eyes are being raped every time it comes up.

They also assigned me a trainee to look after for 2 hours, a stupid 18 year old bimbo with sunken eyes and an oversized head. Because of that I couldn't come back to stripcreator.

Then I got home to find out that the curtains that were meant to be put in yesterday weren't, so my house is freezing cold and I have no privacy.

I still have the residual effects of a gum infection from last week after I had a tooth yanked out.

I forgot to put my rubbish out last night, so I have a stinking bag of rubbish on my balcony that's going to be there for a week.

People often ask me how I make so many comics. Truth is I make a comic every time life sucks. Every time I get the urge to scream at a customer or strangle a co-worker. Every time I get the urge to bring a gun to work or strap a case of dynamite to my chest. Every time I feel like driving my car off a cliff. Every time I lose something, get ripped off, get sick, get caught out in a thunder-storm, gain a kilo, notice my hairline receding, burn my dinner, spill my drink, or take abuse from an idiot.

Because that shit's just funny.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

take a page from Fight Club....

[Talking slowly] "And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you."

office shootings never go out of style....

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Kill Whitey.