Replace your arms with cybernetic tentacles!
Chicks dig it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Brandon's beat-offs were fancy, computerized cyber-beatoffs. And for a short time, he fancied himself King Of The Beatoffs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Introducing the BigLongOne5000, the latest in male compensation technology.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

No. They called you Gay at the Academy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A young Otto Octavius sets out down the road of no return.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Finally, an Endoscope strong enough for Texans.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Rocky Horror regular Jason Aimee took Frankie's adminition "Don't dream it, be it!" to heart.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker