Carnac the Magnificent was always my favorite Johnny Carson bit. I used Kaddar Host for Johnny in the first comic because it looked most like him, but then I decided he needed to be behind a desk. Host looks more like Ed McMahon anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'Carnac Goes To Heaven']
[Click to view comic: 'Somewhere in Talk Show Heaven']
[Click to view comic: 'Carnac & the Ass of Bass']

I liked the Jack Abramoff one.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked the last one. I wonder how long it'll take for the other members to leave the closet behind?

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Carnac Knowledge']

[Click to view comic: 'The Twist']

[Click to view comic: 'Baby One More Time']

[Click to view comic: 'Carnac & the Baby Boomer']

[Click to view comic: 'Carnac Desires']

[Click to view comic: 'Congress of the Cock']

[Click to view comic: 'Police Woman']

[Click to view comic: 'Going Down in Flames']

[Click to view comic: 'Business Machine']

[Click to view comic: 'Bristol Cream']

[Click to view comic: 'Casabas']

[Click to view comic: 'Pop Sensation']

[Click to view comic: 'This, That & The Other']

[Click to view comic: 'Peppermint Patty']

[Click to view comic: 'Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me']

[Click to view comic: 'Righty Tighty']

[Click to view comic: 'Bringing Up The Rear']

[Click to view comic: 'When You're Sliding Into First']

[Click to view comic: 'Marvel']

[Click to view comic: 'I Must Be in the Front Row']