this contest doesn't have anything to do with the earth standing still. that's just a really cool name don't you think? especially in caps. look at it up there. it gets so much pussy, i bet

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leave the first two panels the same and do anything you want to the third one

have at thee!

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what if nigger meant kite

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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JUDGEMENT DAY--THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD JUDGED!

0m6 pu55y l00l

i almost gave it to crackpanther because his name is so awesome it brings to mind those painted mirrors you could win at carnivals as a kid

but i finally chose boloboffin for these 2:

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enjoy running the next contest, ebolamuffin. as for me, i'm off to worship at the altar of crackpanther

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what if nigger meant kite

Very memorable comic, Bolobloffin. Cockcheese?
I see you wrote that on the 16th, which means I now haven't been able to eat anything for 11 days.

If that bugs you, you should really love this.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I want to punch you in the floating rib.