---
What others say about boorite!

They wisely decided that "budget-priced corned beef hash" sounded better in the caption than "cat vomit"...

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Make sure it's "budget-priced" corned beef hash like the caption says. We're not made of money here. We're not about to throw good money away on your fancy-pants gourmet corned beef.

---
What others say about boorite!

I mean gourmet corned beef hash. That's just a phrase you don't hear.

---
What others say about boorite!

Try the new TOBORger! That's loosened stool, slipped between swollen bits of rendered ass meat and squeezed tampon juice trailed above! Yummy!

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

This omelet is a puke! In a big time!

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Beats quiche.

Beats it's wife too.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-Try the new McDonalds.. umm.. who fucking cares. It's 25 cents. We're pretty sure it's at least 1/2 actual food.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ah yes, the vomelette du chat, or "Belgian Butt Trumpet."

---
What others say about boorite!

Elroy's route 66 truck stop diner was steadily losing money, until Elroy found a great way to cut his costs, and also get rid of all that roadkill he scraped off the highway every day.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Now, see, if it were a ham slice, and the omlettes were made better, it would be a damn good meal. The catschup is nasty though.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Naw, DX, you gotta put sprouts in there and top it with gorgonzola and Hollandaise sauce. Then you got a gourmet thing going and you can charge $9.99 plus tax and tip.

---
What others say about boorite!

- Famous last words: "I'll see you later. I'm going to drop by that new cafe for some cake and then head upstairs to Sweeney Todd's for a shave."

- BEEFCAKE!

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The caption says "Country Omelet Cake," but it doesn't say what country.

---
What others say about boorite!

I'd still take that thing over Haggis. Or anything else Scottish, for that matter.

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

What, even fried Mars Bars?