Could Mark Trail beat off a bear with one hand?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

no, but daniel fuckin boone could.
the bear would just savagely rape, maul and eat mark fuckin trail.

davey crockett was a bad motherfucker too.

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Kill Whitey.

Danl Boone was a man
And a big man!
But the bear was a'bigger
So he gave it up like Tigger
Danl Boone...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I once watched Mark Trail literally chew the bumper off a Jeep just because someone said he couldn't.

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What others say about boorite!

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How else would you make "Trail Mix?"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

He was crying while he did it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I saw Bill Brasky make Mark Trail a PB&J with the crusts cut off.

COCK & BALLS

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obscenity filter is off

Could Brenda Starr suck a golf ball through a firehose?

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I has a flavor!