I'm moving Stripcreator to a new server soon so there may be some craziness ahead. But hopefully smoother sailing on the server front.

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www.bradsucks.net

That's fine, but just so you know, you will be legally responsible for my upcoming tri-state killing spree.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Awesome move, Brad.

The new surver ROCKS!!!

Remember, the U-Haul has to be returned by four or we get charged for an extra day.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If we fill it up with dead hookers we get a free mini pizza coupon.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Mini pizzas...(drool)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

one of my hookers was just pretending to be dead so i only got pizza rolls. :(

the uhaul guy felt so bad he let me use his microwave to heat them while he beat her to death with a tire jack

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what if nigger meant kite

this new server's dad would totally kick the shit out of the old server's dad

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Brad, you didn't sell the old couches before the move, did you?

Not that it really matters but uhhh... there was stuff in those couches that was worth a lot more than the couches themselves...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm pretty sure semen stains aren't that valuable, but if you really require some more....

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