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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Everybody always said I was talking out of my ass, so...

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I has a flavor!

i warned the guy in the row behind me what i would do if he kept talking through Final Destination 9...

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Kill Whitey.

if you ignore the spine it looks like two aliens playing cards

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what if nigger meant kite

and the one on the right's cheating!

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what if nigger meant kite

Says the doctor: "I knew it was a bad idea to make cell phones that vibrate!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Unlike his ass anymore, Richard Bronson's phone was still a Virgin...

Introducing Motorola's new phone, the iDominant.

I keep saying no to crabby, but my ass has him on speeddial.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You call that a cell phone? I could shit a better cell phone than that.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey, do you mind? I'm just colon someone

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Wrecked 'im? No, he'll be OK after they pull the phone out of his asshole.

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--'hurry and find me a bathroom, i got a cancer head poking out!'

--luckily he had toilet paper roll over minutes

--call free on weekends had sounded so great, he never even thought to check the small writing for words like 'cold hands' or 'old men with ponytails'

--he needed to shit for a week but unfortunately he was still roaming

--what i'd like to do to every parent who talks on a cellphone when they take their kid to a park

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what if nigger meant kite

That phone better be made out of some Grade A, pure Colombian gold.

With his new cell phone's speakerphone feature, Ron explained to his ESL class that "talking out of your ass" was to be taken literatlly.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I know Eric is 'unknown'...but we can all still read his caption above...you should've tried it too!

His friend told him he could get better reception this way. Now he can actually get five bars!!

It didn't help that his ringtone was "Gaseous Eructation" by Kid Flatulence.

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