Yesterday, since the Eagles lost, I began to drink heavily. Four Captain and Cokes, two shots, five beers and a Jager Bomb later, I'm wandering around north Philly playing the Mortal Kombat theme song on every jukebox in every bar I could find.

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i had 9 beers 3 jager bombs 4 wines 2 champanes and 7 shots and spme vodka

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But what song did you go around playing on all the Jukeboxes?

rock and roll

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You're such a Lithuanian peice of shit.