so we had Janine (lindemeuller) as a feature tonight at the club. yeah she's hot. yeah, i'd fuck her if given half a chance. yeah, she undoubtedly gives phenomenal head.
but at the same time, her act was hardly worth $3,000 for 20 minutes. there are probably 50 or more girls at the club i'd rather have sex with than her. she's had like 3 million cocks in her every hole and been painted with more jizz than than a prison toilet. and she took a guy up onstage and pulled his pants down so that his wee bitty wang was exposed and then whipped him with his own belt. great. that's a felony in ohio because he was onstage when she did it. so i had to basically pull a semi nude male offstage and try to drag him out of the door without touching his junk or ass. the poor bastard. it wasn't like he pulled his own pants down or anything...
i never understand the appeal of porn stars, people treated her like some kind of messiah because she's a good looking video whore. like they'd eat the corn out of her shit or something.
pathetic fucking tools....

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Kill Whitey.

It's because they can't do any better than jizz-soaked cock magnets.

That's the same way I always felt about Katie Couric.

Celebrity worship in general is one of mankind's most retarded impulses. Next to religion and politics.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

a-fucking-men

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Kill Whitey.

I'd pay alot of money to eat corn out of a porn stars shit.

I'll bet you could buy a lot more corn at the store with that same money.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I guess.

But is there shit in it?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

no shit, no thanks

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what if nigger meant kite

All supermarket food has shit in it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not Hot Pockets.

Please don't say Hot Pockets.

There are rules as the maximum amount of rat shit that can actually be in food.

So, yes, there is shit in it.

Don't get me started on Disney's Ole Yeller Chunk Style Dog Food.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

the more the better.

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Kill Whitey.

God, you people with your things. I'm so whatever.

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What others say about boorite!

Your insensitive post has offended me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm trying to be offended, but all I can really think about is killing Bono.