1993*!

Anyone gone longer?

*well, it was '93 until last Thursday. :( and if you don't count alcohol-binge-related spewage, then it was 1989.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Are we talking all reasons for vomiting, like flu, watching your grandparents have sex, etc or just last visit to a vomitorium?

i am a seasoned vomiter. it doesn't bother me or cause me to break stride.

try harder. there's no shame.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'Diagnosis: Chunder']

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]i am a seasoned vomiter. it doesn't bother me or cause me to break stride.

try harder. there's no shame.[/quote]
We are truly cut from the same cloth my friend.

I find I really haven't had much reason to vomit since Creed broke up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Yeah, alcohol induced vomitting has been the most popular, and if that's what we're talking about, I'd say about 6 months ago. Other vomitting has included food poisoning and that was about a year ago.

Man, I puke alot compared to you, umfum. I blame supermodels.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

True story. I haven't full-out vomited since January of 1995. Seriously. I'm beginning to wonder if I don't have some sort of anti-vomit mutant power. A couple acidy burps here and there, but no chunks, spew, or watery ooze for over 11 years.

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I has a flavor!

[quote]I find I really haven't had much reason to vomit since Creed broke up.
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I'd say that's a reason to celebrate.

I went from '94 until '04, when the stranglehold of food poisoning got me. Since then, I can vomit on a whim.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Last Sunday morning. I was in the shower at the time. Ever vomitted in the shower? Kicks ass.

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Poo perhaps?

I can't remember the last time I vomited. Probably six years ago at a Hallowe'en party. I even worked as an actor aboard a cruise ship that sailed around the world and never vomited once.

However, I picked up some nasty bug in Lima that had me spraypainting for days.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Last year... party at ASU. Fun times.

2 weeks ago at bar.

I got pizza afterwards.

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Poop.

At a bar about a year ago. I was mixing drinks like crazy. As I got to the busy mens bathroom, I was on the verge of puking but not quite at the toilet yet, so I held back. BIG mistake!!

Not only did it come out through my mouth, but it shot out through my nose too.

You can use gum to freshen up your mouth but last time I checked, I haven't found a nose mint.

I also vomited copiously from food poisoning four or five years ago. Food poisoning vomiting is the Cadillac of vomits.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shots will always do it to me. I really need to tell myself to stop taking them, it's just people keep buying them for me!

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Poop.

Only so they can see you vomit. They're all secretly laughing about you and calling you "Vomit-Boy". I'm sorry... I just thought you should know.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

back in '00 i earned the nickname "uke the babyslayer" from my co workers for puking 4 different times on the way back to pittsburgh from cleveland, and my broad array of dead baby jokes.

i was a popular guy that journey...

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Kill Whitey.

We did a short film a couple of years ago. I was painfully ill while shooting one night but I finished my stuff and on the way home, on the interstate and in full costume, puked my guts out while it rained and traffic went by. I remember thinking, "Man, this would be a cool shot."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

whenever i puke, a team of frenchmen come out of nowhere, gather round, age and cure it, and sell it to the rich

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm fine, Mr. Lewis, and how are you?

Once I battled the most profound nausea to play two sets for free at some coffeehouse and managed to load out and get the van home and even barely get to the bathroom before hurling. That was the proudest moment of my musical career.

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What others say about boorite!

Sweet. My proudest moment was the time that I managed to punch a hole in my bass head during the last song of the set. I was shit-faced drunk and was trying to turn up the volume and put my hand right through the front of the head. Thankfully managed to not damage my hand at all, but the head was a total loss.

...then two months later I totally blew the speaker, but that's another story...

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I has a flavor!

the proudest moment of my musical career was in sixth grade when they gave us those little recorders to play

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what if nigger meant kite

I liked to roll with that rainbow-colored xylophone. All the shorties would gather 'round and chill to my dope science.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.