It's a new contest, and the next winner could be you!

Every so often, I will log in and pick the most recent poster in the General Discussion forum. That person will win a prize found by typing "sexy" into the E-bay search engine.

Today's winner is Rabid Weasle, and he wins this sexy "Queen of Hearts" Halloween costume:

This Halloween, Rabid is sure to solicit more than the usual offering of Mentos and Kandy Korn when he goes door-to-door dressed as a courtly Wonderland waif.

Congratulations, Rabid! To claim your prize, simply go to E-Bay and bid $800,000 dollars on it. More fabulous prizes will be awarded soon!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

are you bringing sexy back?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Haven't you heard? "Sexy" is the new "titillating".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

take it the bridge

Random Stooge eats shit, fucks a horse.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ZOMG

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Random Stooges:

Better random Stooge:

Most random Stooge:

Worst random Stooge:

HCRoyall - You've won a fabulous "Japanese Anime Gundam Seed Sexy Heroine Figure"!!!

You'll never be lonely again. Countless Saturday nights filled with sexy playtime scenerios await your lurid imagination (she looks like she might be into bondage, to me). Enlist your old G.I. Joe figures for added sexy fun.

Stay tuned. The parade of fabulous sexy prizes continues!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I think Joe De Rita was the worst Stooge. Joe Besser was actually kinda funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Curly Howard was the best 3rd stooge, and the rest were all shit.

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What others say about boorite!

they're all lame.

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Kill Whitey.

Stooge-haters are profoundly unqualified to comment in any Stooges thread.

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What others say about boorite!

I preferred the first two albums. Raw Power was a slight disappointment.

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I has a flavor!

Does this have anything to do with sexyback?

You motherfuckers don't know how to act.

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I has a flavor!

If you can't appreciate Shemp, you lack substance.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If you can't appreciate Shemp, you lack substance.[/quote]

Well then you lack non-gayness.

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What others say about boorite!

Then you are the president of the Circle Jerking To Nude Photos Of Joe Besser Club.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Then you are Joe Besser.

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What others say about boorite!

You motherfuckers don't know how to act.[/quote]

yeah!

None of you people deserve sexy things. My largesse is wasted on you simpletons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]None of you people deserve sexy things. My largesse is wasted on you simpletons.
[/quote]damn and i'm posting like a motherfucker trying to get one of those girl scout outfit chicks

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what if nigger meant kite

Mandingo wins these value-added briefs. They are hand-modified with the finest of... er, scissors. The result is a unique item which sells for triple its original wholesale price. Man, that's just a license to print money, right there. Still, I'm sure Mandingo will enjoy them, just as his friends will enjoy seeing him in them.

Congratulations!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Now that's what I call a largesse!!! OMG LOL

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What others say about boorite!

Hooray for assless speedos!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old