Erroneous behavior: When viewing Brad's profile, the message "Brad has made no comics" is displayed.

Probable cause: Brad has made no comics.

Proposed solution: Brad should make some comics.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

No profile, either. What do you suppose he is trying to hide? Hmmmmm?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It's not really true, either. He made some comics his previous manifestation.

were they funny?

like, seriously, not ass-kissing responses, I've always wondered if he was like, the funniest guy ever or something!

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Dad was flammable

They were mainly system notices, and I don't think they were intended to be hilarious. Some raise a chuckle, though. But don't take my word for it, see for yourself.