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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

is that a dog?

As the Fantastic Four's bubblecraft landed on the surface of the alien planet, Thing wondered what to expect.

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I has a flavor!

You can't dry a dog in the microwave!

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What others say about boorite!

Announcer: The ASPCA treats hundreds of abused dogs like this one every day. But your donation of $10 can help prevent -

Me: Click. Oooh Thundercats is on.

Solo! Come out of there, Solo!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

You know, with the right lubricant... oh never mind.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You think thats saliva he's gurgling?

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

New Orleans needs more chocolate.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

entire japanese gameshows are built around finding celebrity's images in the patterns of its folds

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what if nigger meant kite

You see what happens when you leave your ribeye-flavored condoms out where the dog can get at them??? You see?? No, Santa's not bringing you another puppy this year. Go to your room.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker