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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

"The Wicker Van"

OR

"Delivered straight from the oven!"

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Knew I shouldn't have had the breakfast burrito before starting off on that last leg to Omaha."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

**Ever since 9/11 the penalty for ignoring the "No Trucks Allowed" sign took far more sinister turn.

**Allah Express, when you absolutely, positively, have to blow up every infidel in sight.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

This is what you get for making Johnny Storm the Secretary of Transportation...

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I has a flavor!

big fat guy took a fart

"What the? Dammit Elwin, you put the sign up backwards again!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"That was one hell of a transformer battle." replied one onlooker when asked for comment.

Did you get Timmy that make-your-own land mine kit he asked for?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

In order to get away with parking illegally, Leroy decided to hide his truck in a conflagration.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

this isn't nearly as gratifying as the 'no mimes allowed' picture

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what if nigger meant kite

The dangers of that "30 minutes or less or it's free" pizza delivery promise.

Just when they thought the driver was dead, out from the burning cab jumps a silver skeletal-looking robot, and then a voice in the distance was heard yelling, "Run, Sarah, RUN!"