It's National Coming Out Day. It's been a while since one of you yahoos told me your dirty little secret.

I know I'm not the only one here. Throw me a bone (you know which one).

Too bad for you I am not in your nation.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I like to decorate. Does that count?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If I wasn't straight, I'd totally be gay.

I already have a lot of Pet Shop Boys records and Oscar Wilde books.

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I has a flavor!

What makes it "national" Coming Out Day? I seriously doubt the US Congress ratified that on the national books.

We'll probably get "Natoinal Communist Heratige" day first.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hey guys, I need to tell you something, I'm...wait, what time is it? Dammit. Nevermind.

I plan on making my 'almost coming out' a yearly thing, like the Great Pumpin.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[quote]Hey guys, I need to tell you something, I'm...wait, what time is it? Dammit. Nevermind.

I plan on making my 'almost coming out' a yearly thing, like the Great Pumpin.[/quote]

Ah, yes, the Great Pumpin. Once a year, all the fags gather in their favorite gay bars, and the Great Pumpin visits the one that's most sincere.

I haven't met the bitch yet.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I've decided to tell you all I'm...
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Spartacus.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm Gaelic.

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Dad was flammable

I thought you were Gajun. :(

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When I first started dating my eventual wife, my mother-in-law thought I was gay. Does that count?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm drunk. That's just about the same.

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