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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Clear a path, folks. Mel Gibson's drink order, coming through."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

She needs bigger boobs.

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I has a flavor!

"One more hand on my ass and these mugs are gonna be broken over someone's head..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is how Ellen Degeneres would look to you if you were halfway into a kegger.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]This is how Ellen Degeneres would look to you if you were halfway into a kegger.
[/quote]upside down at a high refraction angle

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what if nigger meant kite

Anyone see the right-hand similarity? One scary BIIIitch...

I am in love.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You want these large bitter jugs
or my tiny sweet cans?

Tape your hands up, girls, it's Oktoberfist!

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What others say about boorite!