I'm bored and curious. And looking to feel superior to other people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have 25 more votes than you do.

i have 9 votes

I have 25 more votes than you do.[/quote]You've been here five years and have 76 votes. I've been here one year and have 50. At that rate I consider myself slightly superior.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have 25 more votes than you do.[/quote]You've been here five years and have 76 votes. I've been here one year and have 50. At that rate I consider myself slightly superior.[/quote]
I have 25 more votes than you.

I have 74 but I did not actually start officially getting votes until 4-02-04.

We could also compare how many favorites lists we're on, but search is temporarily offline.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Let's also compare whose mother packed who the better lunch.

I got a ham and cheese sandwich with the crusts cut off and a pudding snack!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I got a ham and cheese sandwich with the crusts cut off and a pudding snack![/quote]
I started packing my own lunch (then buying it at school... mmm, fries and gravy...) because I got the same freakin' thing every day. A pb&j sammich and a Hi-C juice box. God, I was so sick of that by about halfway through freshman year... (I went home for lunch in grammar school)

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I has a flavor!

My dick is bigger than yours.

Now what have you got to say, smart man?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I would be interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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We could also compare how many favorites lists we're on, but search is temporarily offline.[/quote]
I'm on my own 16 times if that counts for anything.

All I know is that to go home for lunch you have to live in a beaucoup small town.

I lived in Buffalo. A beaucoup crap town. (Or "Shit Towne" as those pretentious assholes from Live would say.)

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I has a flavor!

Or be like our painter, Markis, and just live about a block from work.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My lunch was a cold piece of pizza or a cold piece of KFC chicken. And not the good kind of cold pizza and KFC chicken.

Sometimes there was juice. Sometimes.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

A long time ago, in an IRC channel not far away, I compared users by who appeared on the most favorites--Kaufman blew us all away by far.

I have all the votes I have. Bar none

I don't have as many votes as some of you. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with my 16" penis. Lord knows your girlfriends are.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I have 25 more votes than you do.[/quote]You've been here five years and have 76 votes. I've been here one year and have 50. At that rate I consider myself slightly superior.[/quote]

Don't forget that most of the votes were wiped a couple years back when the comments stopped being anonymous.

And the first 30-40 votes or so tend to go on pretty quickly, coming from the users that like to rate all the donors.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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And the first 30-40 votes or so tend to go on pretty quickly[/quote]

Way to make me feel crap for only having 42 votes.

I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with Zasters 16" penis. I uhh....

NINJA VANISH!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

i have an undisclosed amount of votes. my handlers instruct me to ignore popularity contests because of my loathsome countenence, but i think they exaggerate my disturbing appearence to make me more managable.

some day i will rise up and disembowel them all, then choke them with their own intestines.

wow, i spelled intestines.

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Kill Whitey.

[quote]i have an undisclosed amount of votes. my handlers instruct me to ignore popularity contests because of my loathsome countenence, but i think they exaggerate my disturbing appearence to make me more managable.

some day i will rise up and disembowel them all, then choke them with their own intestines.

wow, i spelled intestines.[/quote]You have 24 votes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Uhoh, you leaked information that pertains to national security. Better blame someone else before they catch on.

too late. the black helicopters are on they're way.

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Kill Whitey.