Let me, and NO ONE ELSE post in the Comic Contest Archives. Also, let me post new topics in the "System Notices" board. That way I alone can be the Stipcreator Forum GOD.

A god of pure love.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You lose

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

But... you're pure hate.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

He's now the god of pure confusion.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

That was before I transformed. I'm pure love again now. It's sorta like Super Saiajin in Dragon Ball Z.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Damn it, Brad is doing this on purpose, what the hell?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Like I said, pure confusion.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I figured it out.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

with this post we slay the dragon.

Hahahahahahaha, oh god, you slay me!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You've been dethroned.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It would appear that Brad has been dicking around, making it so that we can't get our names on the comic contrest archives forum.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Brad's even more of a god than we are. He's the Prime Mover to our demiurge.