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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I told you to stay away from that darn devil music of yours.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

*head spins*
RARRR!
*spits pea soup at you*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ive seen more hatred at Mother Theresas funeral.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I liked the Ayatolloah Khomeini's funeral, where they kicked him out of the coffin and used him like a pinata.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

HEY! There's a fly in my soup! And it's eating all the good bile!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey waiter, there's a fly in my friend's soup. Where the hell is mine?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.