In a burst of inspiration, I've decided to start making fun of bad goth poetry - but in the form of haikus. I think these are hilarious; your mileage may vary.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 4']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 5']

For maximum enjoyment, try reading the haikus in an overly dramatic/morose tone of voice really slowly and with exaggerated emphasis. It makes them funnier.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 6']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 7']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 8']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 9']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 10']

I started becoming more "ironic" with the later haikus. 13 is a personal favorite.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 11']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 12']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 13 - DEATH']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 14']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 15']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 16']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 17']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 18']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 19']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Goth Haikus 20']

In the next set: Bad (Not) Goth Haikus!

[Click to view comic: 'Bad (Not) Goth Haikus 21']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad (Not) Goth Haikus 22']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad (Not) Goth Haikus 23']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad (Not) Goth Haikus 24']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad (Not) Goth Haikus 25']

I thoroughly enjoyed this series in a depressingingly funny sort of way!