[quote][quote]An excerpt from the registered documentary Randall Reginald: A Closer Look by the AI educator Kenn Burns:
After extensive consultation with graphic technicians, prominent historians have proclaimed this picture to be the mid-21st century imperialist Randall Reginald as a child. Long thought lost in the rusting remains of the first Internet, this picture had to be taken at the defining moment of the young Reginald's life - the Source, as the brilliant and brutal economic force himself would later describe it.
[quote]I took the cow's teat in my young hand. My mother trembled - she said later it was because of my ferocious stare. All I could remember - all I could think was This is the Source. Milk, meat, submission, power -- yes, power, because I controlled the Source. It lay in my grasp, to do with as I willed.
I have always remembered it, and still the memory can grip me with a tender insistence. I credit it with any success I have known in life.
Randall Reginald[/quote]
The picture was discovered by a group of young explorers -- "darqers," they call themselves. They meet on the optical net, in various "fibars," and combine resources for the delicate task of prying into the fitful archives of the turn-of-the-century Internet.
[quote]Wiizer'd cracked a server bypass and found a ratty logo for parsing digvid. We cleaned up the code and spat some bots out - we musta harvested 60 teraquads of files. Anyway, I sorted through looking to sweeten up my ravatar, and found it.
Artie "Cowman" Brasfield[/quote]
The Reginald estate swung into action as quickly as the file was detected...[/quote]
liar, it's me as a child, with my mum. wanking off a cow[/quote]
I'm not a liar. I'm simply the transcriptionist.
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