[Click to view comic: 'FTC 101']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'Randomly Appearing Snowman']

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Randomly Appearing Snowman has great "one-note character" potential.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 101: Outrage']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 101: Wha-Wha!']
(if I win, I forfeit - my contests suck)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 101: Curiously Powerful']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I have to say, these are some of the best entries for a FTC I've ever seen. All have been rated good and chortled at.

However, I have to give props to Randomly Appearing Snowman, as he kicks randomly appearing ass. TYS, take it away.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old