DON'T EVER BUY THAT RUSSIAN VODKA THEY HAVE AT TRADER JOE'S FOR $9.99.

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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FAT TIRE IS THE BEST BEER IN THE WORLD AND IT'S FROM TRADER JOE'S

Fat Tire is indeed the best beer in the world.

I made the mistake of drinking Trader Joe's sake -- or, rather, trying to.  Even the alcoholic college kids couldn't swallow that buffalo squirt.

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Trader Joes sells mostly substandard booze--beer, spirits, and especially wine (don't get me started on Charles Shaw wine).

Oh, and Fat Tire is skunky swill.

You're skunky swill because your father was Skunky Swill and your mother was Skunky Rotgut before she married him.

I guess it tastes good in comparison to the Beast Light that ususally graces my lips.

Fat Tire is the new Guiness.

It's what the classy frat boys drink.

Is there even such a thing?

Yeah, it's called Fat Tire drinkers and they're all homos.

What is the name of the vodka in question? Alcohol discussions interest me greatly.

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"Gutter Buddy Candy Flavored Hooch". It's on the second shelf from the bottom, just above the Ketel One.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.