Since I can't win this one, I figured I'd bring you all on board with me.

Here's an example of the Christmas themed comics I've been doing

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : XXXMas 8']

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : XXXMas 7']

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 19 : Scat-nta Claus']

Herein is the challenge :

1. No old stuff

2. Series' are wonderful if you can pull them off

3. You MUST reference Christmas/Channukah/Kwanzaa, etc.

4. Use of Santa will get you extra points

4a. Use of Santa doing a gay scat film will you get triple extra points

5. I give you until Christmas Day (12/25/06 at roughly 12noon Central Standard Time)

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'CC342: Happy Santa']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342: Skidmarks For Santa 1']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342: Skidmarks For Santa 2']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1361']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - On the Set of a biped Comic']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342. Deer Scat-na Claus']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342 : Merry XXXMas']

 Incidentally, I highly reccomend translating that middle panel here: http://translation.paralink.com/ I was going for "Fuck my ass" but this is much better.

I'm dreaming of a gay scat Christmas...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e301/mattmallone/xmas1.gif[/IMG]

mattmallonei hear the hand over a vacuum cleaner hose phoomp sound every time

yes, hand

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman's karols']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

 Might as well count this since it technically follows the rules.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'How I Saved $300 Without Calling Gieko']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Used to Laugh and Call Him Names']

 I'm done. I tried for the bonus points and probably failed miserably.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'On Top of the North Pole']

[Click to view comic: 'War on Christmas']

[Click to view comic: 'War on Christmas II']

[Click to view comic: 'War on Christmas III']

[Click to view comic: 'Christmas Wars IV (A New Hope)']

[Click to view comic: 'The War on Christmas to End all Wars on Christmases']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Christmas Eve Forecast']

[Click to view comic: 'Top of the World']

[Click to view comic: 'Looking Down on Creation']

[Click to view comic: 'CSI: North Pole']

[Click to view comic: 'CSI: North Pole']

[Click to view comic: 'CSI: North Pole']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

^ Why I love umfum

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Mediocrity at its most average.

first of all : i'll judge this any time i want.

second :

Runners Up

mattmalone for this... thing.

not Scyess for Best Spiderman 2 joke in this competition

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342: My Hiney Sense is Tingling']

Third Place

goes to attitudechicka for a Christmas lesson in being a tightwad

[Click to view comic: 'How I Saved $300 Without Calling Gieko']

Second Place

goes to El_Phen for getting it so right and so wrong at the same time

[Click to view comic: 'CC 342 : Merry XXXMas']

and the Winner

choadwarrior who mixed his metaphors so well.

[Click to view comic: 'Christmas Wars IV (A New Hope)']

choad, yours is the hand of fate. decide the next CC and post it soon

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Thanks, Finn!

I have a few ideas for the next CC, give me a day to see if I can come up with something better. See you all soon in CC 343!