I made 2 new comics with 2 new backgrounds.
[Click to view comic: 'Necro-chop-up-some-corpse-phalliac'][Click to view comic: 'Sexual Inintendo']

The first one is a little confusing.  I'm still not sure why "examining" is in quotes.  If it's a necrophilia thing, that needs to be slightly more explicit and have more of a punch.

The second one definitely needs more punch.  The joke is too obvious... you need to throw in something else to make it original enough to be funny.

Keep trying, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought the second comic was titled "Sexual Nintendo", this made me laugh, unfortunately that was the only thing that made me laugh.

I encourage you to write funny comics from now on.

there may be no hope for you, but don't let that discourage you.

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Kill Whitey.

In the clock one, the girl could have said:

1.  "I can't--I have a yeast infection."

2.  "Where the hell do you put the rubber?"

3.  "I'm telling Mom about you and Uncle Bob."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.