I'll kick your ass for free on my day off...

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Ill fuckin sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and FEEDING YOU!

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i'll feed you taco bell and solder your mouth to your asshole then sit back and watch the circle of life

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what if nigger meant kite

I'll shove a flagpole up your ass and salute the shit out of you.

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What others say about boorite!

BOORITE YOU CUNT!

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You don't scare me, Mat. I know Tae Bo bitch. I've personally trained with the master of Tae Bo, Billy Blanks. Not actually with Billy Blanks himself, but I've watched every one of his tapes. I haven't literally watched every one of his tapes, but I've seen the infomercials many times while channel-surfing for early morning soft-core porn. And I'm pretty sure I could do that stuff. Some of it, anyway. You'll find out. Bitch.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ill feed you DEL TACO,man that shit is horrible

It's like sebra only without the innocent charm.

as a rule i don't like hitting people, but tonight i enjoyed it immensely.

have fun with that jaw, prick.

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Kill Whitey.

I will give you SUCH a makeover that wealthy Asian businessmen will fly at you cock-first to make love to your face!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

mikey g?!

no freakin way

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The G stands for "God I hate him".

wHY YES, YES HE IS.

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Faces of a million hells
Rage inside these veins
Pounding out deserved pain
To anyone in need
Am I beast or am I human
Am I just like you
Power seething
Really reeling
Reaching out for you
Am I a cunt?
Need to know

Am I a cunt?
Need to know

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I wrote a song about it too

with a night in jail
Words by Cliche Songwriter 1.1

VERSE 1
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well, quite....
you cunt
and the lab says it's liquefied cock-rot
LOOK AT THE STATE OF YOUR HAIR!!

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

VERSE 2
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wah wah wah
but hold the trouser mayo
HE DIED ON HIS ASS
and he'll put up no fight at all

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

BRIDGE:
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The ice cream van's coming
please fuck a rat in your cunt
A CUNT'S BEST FRIEND

VERSE 3
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lodged fast up your barrow-clough
Virtual reality
I'm just a little egg bound I think
Dad what are you doing in here

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

http://www.officeweasel.com/songthing.php

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What others say about boorite!

I HATE YOU
Words by Cliche Songwriter 1.1 VERSE 1
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WELL FUCKING TOUGH LUCK
Ah yes
like so-called Mexican jumping beans
YEAH RAPE IT, RAPE IT!
Hey there Katie

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

VERSE 2
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a fucking 'orrible cunt
turn me into a walking dog lipstick
something you've made a career out of
I mean
that book on freaks tucked under one arm

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

VERSE 3
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DID YOU LIKE IT FATHER RAPESEED?
through these woods
this morning
Some cunt's just nailed me upon high.
can I or can I not

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

[quote]a fucking 'orrible cunt
turn me into a walking dog lipstick
something you've made a career out of
I mean
that book on freaks tucked under one arm[/quote]

Careful -- I think Korn has a copyright on these lyrics.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I say cunt.

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I have only one thing to say to Mat Clarke:

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

till that picture i'd totally forgotten about that Hitler Metroid level

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what if nigger meant kite

I like the scene when Hitler and Samus get it on!

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I dumb :D

I think he's a nice guy. If I could, I'd hug him at least twice a day. At least.

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Poo perhaps?