...I want to go out on Saturday night and its Thursday and I'm a little afraid that I'll be tempted to go out on Friday thus not having a full head of steam for Saturday. My solution usually involves going out Thursday night so that I have no interest going out on Friday, making Saturday a much more viable option. However, sometimes all three nights are involved and there is much hell to pay Sunday.

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obscenity filter is off

Set your PC to automatically call the police for help on Saturday at, say, 3:00 pm.  Then, Thursday night, handcuff yourself to the bed and throw the key out of reach.  Problem solved.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

snort a rockstar of high grade west coast ice, then you can go out wed, thur, fri, sat, sun, mon. you'll be a madman.

fuck the consequences. plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

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Kill Whitey.

...which will be scheduled for Tuesday.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And also Wednesday.

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What others say about boorite!